Sarah Palin, Who is Joe Six Pack America?

Last night’s Vice Presidential debate, though energetic, brought us nothing new. What it did bring was one really perplexing question: Who is Joe Six Pack America?!

While Sarah Palin talked up this “Joe Six Pack” guy, we’re pretty sure she wasn’t talking about America’s need to get healthier and do some crunches. So then she’s supporting America’s growing beer bellies?

Nah.

After an in-depth search on the internet, we found Sarah Palin’s mythical Joe Six Pack America:

He is $53.95 and available from costumekingdom.com just in time for Halloween.

So if you don’t want to dress up like a candidate for Halloween, then maybe you could consider going as Sarah Palin-ism Joe (or Jane) Six Pack America, a lipstick wearing pitbull, a barracuda, or Bridge to Nowhere.

PS: We tried to think of something appropriately skewering for Joe Biden…but he’s just too boring in comparison! Or wait…maybe Joe Biden IS Joe Six Pack America?!